[ PLANET OF EVIL captions ]

Page 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9 + 10 + 11

'Oooooh er!'

Balding Man!

'J'accuse!'

'Even Zeta Minor doesn't get the Disney Channel!'

Zeta Minor Moonshine

'What's the matter, Doctor?'
'Well, Terry Walsh is behind us, so we know that there's a fight scene coming up soon.'

'Help me! My hair is pulling me down!'

It's good to be Vishinsky.

'I'll tell one of the guards that you're smoking, cos you shouldn't be, cos there's a "No Smoking" sign on that wall.'
'Pbft. Narc.'

'Chicks really dig the shoulder pads!'