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| Excerpt from the
PARTY OF DEATH [Stumpycat] |
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"Where's the Doctor, dear? I'm ever so
bored. Doesn't he know it's rude to be late for a social function?" |
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"Good evening, Doctor. I'm so glad you could finally make it to join
us. Do have a seat."
"Well, you know, it wasn't actually my idea, it was Leela's that I
c--"
"Our butler will be bringing the drinks in a moment." |
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"Leela, is that you? My vision seems to
have gone a bit fuzzy all of the sudden..." |
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NEXT MORNING...
"What's the matter, Doctor? Did you not enjoy the party last night?" |
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"Leela, I hope you don't take offence,
but your 'parties' just aren't quite my speed, I'm afraid. I've woken
up with a hangover the size of Skaro and these bright lights really
are killing me. Let's hope I can locate two aspirin and get back to
the business of saving the galaxy, hmm?" |
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"You think she'll be coming around any
time soon?"
"I told you that woman drinks herself into a coma!" |
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"Oh God, another three episodes..."
-- The Secretive Bus |
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"Figure 1.1 [pictured
above] shows the contents of a refrigerator in a typical single male
household."
--Stumpycat |
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Apparently,
the Doctor was so busy trying to appear threatening that he forgot he
should be holding his gun in the other hand... |
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"You BROKE
her!!!" --Stumpycat
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"Sarah? Sarah? Oh dear, is my breath
that bad?!"
--Whonun
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I'm sick and
tired of landing in these dreadful things: Sarah Jane Smith faints at
the sight of yet another quarry. --Stumpycat
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"Wake up Sarah, those aren't rocks that
you're lying on. They're the remains of seven hundred Kastrians and a
couple of thousand Ogri!" --StevenWhaley
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Lis(without
moving lips)- Tom, did the director say 'cut'?
Tom- No. I didn't hear it. Quiet or you'll ruin the scene and I shall
have to lie on you again. Hmm. Cut! She spoke! We'll have to do it
again! Oh, bugger! --TheChesireCat
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(If I was Lis) 'Oh, smell that wonderful
curly hair...I could lie here all day'!! --Whonun |
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