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These great captions were contributed by the talented LongLiveRock!

"Wow this illusion of a fireplace tape RoCKs! I also love the one with the fish!"

 
"Say it, just once PLEEEEEEEEASSSSSSE!"
"Okay...Who loves ya baby?"
 
"Honey....I'm home!" (canned laughter)
 
Hoodlums on Subways tip #3:
People who look like this are easier to mug!
 
"Ya know, I think I'm gonna start a paper route, right now!"
 
"It stinks!"

 

"I'm a little Time Lord short and stout, here is my handle..."
 

These great captions were contributed by the talented Sai! :D
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No time travelers for 5 million years and then 3 come along at once,
typical!
 
 

"Hello, I'd like to order a pizza please."

 

Sarah: "We've been sitting here quite a while Doctor."
The Doctor: "I wonder where that pizza is."

 
"Your eyes have changed col- Wait, no, getting ahead of myself there."
 

"No-one ever did answer me when I first asked about my ears, what do you
think?"

 
"OH NO! I think I left something cooking in the TARDIS..."
 

Doctor Who tries to break into the world of fashion. "These new accessories
are the bomb!" It bombs (just as much as this caption does).

 
 

The Doctor: "Didn't anyone ever tell you? It's rude to point!"

 

The Doctor fails to take his own advice.

 
 

"Ha! The fish you caught was only this big."

 

"The fish I caught was this big!"


These hilarious captions were contributed by Tam Baker! :D

The Doctor: Come On! Put your backs into it, I put a bet on 50 pounds on your lot.
Harry: Tough luck Doctor, admit, the Jedi’s are winning with 3 goals and the Time-Lords have 2 goals.

 

Brig: Doctor, Sarah found a spy camera beside her bath tub, when she was having a showering in the TARDIS. Do you know who did this?

Doctor: ……*Bugger!* I... Don’t know

 

Harry: Doctor, turn it off…TURN IT OFF NOW!

Doctor: No, no, no, this is the good bit in the Exorcist; this is when she twists her head back to front *giggles*

Harry: *vomits*

 

Doctor: Sarah, do you see anything at the back of my neck?

Sarah: No, but I can see something in your trousers *grabs his butt*

 

Doctor: Don’t cry Sarah, My time as the Doctor ain’t over, not until 1981

Sarah: *Cries even more*

 

Doctor: Sarah, you know I’m not moving from this position

Sarah: Doctor, this is a kid’s programme not an adult one

Doctor: That’s not what I meant Sarah, I’m stuck!

 
 

The Doctor: Did you eat my jellybabies?
Sarah: Only took one.
The Doctor: Then, who ate them?

 

Harry: Oh… those Jellybabies were Delicious! Weren’t they Doctor. Couldn’t keep my hands off them.
Doctor: ………

 
The Doctor: You….. What? You…. Ate….. My……. Sweets. (Twitches his eye)   Harry: Come on then, let’s not stand here like statues and get moving
Sarah: Doctor... you OK.
The Doctor: He... ate... my... Jellybabies. That bad man ate my jellybabies.