~There was a boy, a very
strange, enchanted boy...~
Peeping Tom!
'Who said I'm half human
on my mother's side? Crazy gits.'
Ancient Egyptian Pong.
They're burning Mick
Jagger's house!
Unaware that he would
look better in cool colours.
'Mood lighting!!!!'
'Psychedelic CSO!
NOOO!!!!!!'
In this story, it's good to
be...
Sarah Jane
Sarah Jane
and Laurence Scarman
Ancient Egyptian jellybean?
Scarman does a one-man wave.
'I'm resisting the urge to say "I want
my mummy."'
Ah, little does Scarman
know that he will come under the power of an evil Egyptian god.
That is, if he's unfamiliar with the 'evil villain' storylines of
Doctor Who.
'You are my knight in shining....scarf.'
'These are my bottom teeth.'
'I am very displeased, Scarman.
This is not the Disney Channel.'
If there's one thing that can be said
for the robot mummies, it's that they are buxom.
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