Ryan H's Captions
Thank you to Ryan H for these fantastic captions! :D
I Doctor...you Jane.
Things were looking down most of the day, but then The Doctor
realized McDonald's was having it's 79 cent Egg McMuffin Deal.
Stop. Hammer Time.
After infiltrating the X-Men Mansion, The Doctor began to prance
in Wolverine's uniform thinking "they'll never know..."
The Doctor shook his head in disappointment at someone's failed
attempt to put a hidden camera in his toilet.
The Doctor: The Ghostbuster that never was.
The Doctor looking angelic with his halo.
"And here we have our next item, fire. We start the bid at $75. Do
I hear $75?"
This ain't no Sonic Screwdriver, kids.
The Doctor pulled the man's finger...and he indeed found joy with
the outcome.
"Gary, if you say 'that's what she said' one more time, I'm going
to deck you."
"We are never going to get this volleyball set together..."
"Bring the beach ball, Sarah"
"Heh. You said 'ball'."
"I know! lol!"
"Ladies, ladies. There is enough Doctor to go around."
The Doctor watched in horror and disbelief, wondering why this man
would try to pierce his own "you know what".
"Extreme close-up! WHOA!"
"But really, Doctor, should we...oh jeez...oh jeez, it's my
ex-boyfriend. Quick, hold my hand and act natural."
A 3-Parter!
Doctor: So, what am I doing
here?
Leader: You are here to dance and sing for us.
Doctor: Oh. But I can’t dance...Really.
Leader: Dance for us or Romana
Dies.
Doctor: Please no, don’t kill the woman I marry and then
She divorces me later on in life.
Romana:
What!
Doctor: I said too much
Doctor: Ok, here I go (clears
throat)
Oh
baby you can move me,
Oh honey you can kiss me.
Just as long as you don’t
Leave me!
Doctor:
Pretty in Burgundy
You look so
fine
Pretty in
Burgundy
I’ll
make you mine
Oh,
you’re pretty in Burgundy
Leader: What in God’s name are
you doing.
Doctor: I’m dancing, look I’m doing the moonwalk.