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"Where's the Doctor, dear? I'm ever so bored. Doesn't he know it's rude to be late for a social function?"

"Good evening, Doctor. I'm so glad you could finally make it to join us. Do have a seat."
"Well, you know, it wasn't actually my idea, it was Leela's that I c--"
"Our butler will be bringing the drinks in a moment."

"Leela, is that you? My vision seems to have gone a bit fuzzy all of the sudden..."

NEXT MORNING...

"What's the matter, Doctor? Did you not enjoy the party last night?"

"Leela, I hope you don't take offence, but your 'parties' just aren't quite my speed, I'm afraid. I've woken up with a hangover the size of Skaro and these bright lights really are killing me. Let's hope I can locate two aspirin and get back to the business of saving the galaxy, hmm?"

"You think she'll be coming around any time soon?"
"I told you that woman drinks herself into a coma!"

"Figure 1.1 [pictured above] shows the contents of a refrigerator in a typical single male household."
--Stumpycat

Apparently, the Doctor was so busy trying to appear threatening that he forgot he should be holding his gun in the other hand...

"You BROKE her!!!" --Stumpycat
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"Sarah? Sarah? Oh dear, is my breath that bad?!"
--Whonun
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I'm sick and tired of landing in these dreadful things: Sarah Jane Smith faints at the sight of yet another quarry. --Stumpycat
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"Wake up Sarah, those aren't rocks that you're lying on. They're the remains of seven hundred Kastrians and a couple of thousand Ogri!" --StevenWhaley
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Lis(without moving lips)- Tom, did the director say 'cut'?
Tom- No. I didn't hear it. Quiet or you'll ruin the scene and I shall have to lie on you again. Hmm. Cut! She spoke! We'll have to do it again! Oh, bugger! --TheChesireCat
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(If I was Lis) 'Oh, smell that wonderful curly hair...I could lie here all day'!! --Whonun